Dear friends and family,
i might be taking a long break in a nice little place filled with women. Because if we have this an umpire again and he calls a ball a strike again. I am going to take the baseball bat to his shine and ask him if he thinks that was a ball or a strike. So if you don't here from me in awhile i might be in jail for betting the shit out of a teeneage boy who does know what he is doing.
With much love,
shawnda (one very angery mommy)